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johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

crystalfemmes:

cheatcommandos:

ak burps every time she moves

this isn’t true!!!!!

it is true. she burps every time she stands up or sits down

that’s very romantic

thank you

ak burps every time she moves

lots of ak’s burps sound like thunder rolling slowly over the hills

*dissolves

nosdrinker:

Damn. I think I just laid an egg

our neighbor: *screams obscenities at 11:30 pm*

 - Imagine All Star People
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neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

 - the SKELETON MAN
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kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

lol’ing my a** off

haha

*accidentally crochets a möbius strip*

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this