Ak dropped me on my head and now my eye kinda hurts? Interesting

I was 10 minutes late to work today and nobody gave a single fuck. This is my dream job. At my last job if I was 5 minutes late I would get yelled at for half an hour and then I wouldn’t be spoken to for the rest of the day

evyerone on the whole earth

cornharvest:

Be quiet

psychicpunk:

you: *singing* why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
me: i am an ornithologist and have spent years mastering the art of bird calling

severalgoblins:

cheatcommandos:

October 2012 was when I was becoming friends with Alex Kelly we knew each other way before then!!

I literally just called elliott to tell him how wrong he is about this

I just got owned very gently and lovingly

October 2012 was when I was becoming friends with Alex Kelly we knew each other way before then!!

severalgoblins:

I was trying to work it out earlier today and I think that elliott and I became friends on October 29th 2012 so happy almost anniversary elliott

Wait no way it was at least a year earlier
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rachellesierra:

casper-high:

Neil Cicierega - Friends

This mashup is 10 seconds long and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

this thing is the best thing

wilbr:

Because I leveled up I can post my new article on the Community front page.

hey i know this isnt your Thing but elliott is not on my dash right now you are so could you pass this message on to him: tugboat
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crystalfemmes:

no problem my dude I’m sending it his way rn

Thanks for spreading the word. I’ve received the news