radfems make me feel sick to my stomach
im ak and im here to say
i love dogs in a really big way!
A dark theatre, a hushed audience vibrating with the anticipation of this evening’s performance.
A single spotlight shines down from above center stage, standing in the beam is the rapper that will bring us all to true hip-hop heaven.
She looks up at the crowd, pulls down her hoodie’s hood, pulls a microphone from her back pocket.
"Drop that beat, MC Freaky Freisen!"
Lights up on the stage, Elliot breaks out a pair vintage hip-hop records and slams that shit onto the turntables, scratching and mixing like a madman as AK gets ready to drop some serious lip bombs.
What what what what,
Yo, I’m AK and I’m ‘ere to say that
I love dogs in a really big way,
/drops mic, stage dives, crowd goes apeshit/
was that in the package we sent you? nooo
nooooo it wasnt but OTHER THINGS WERE AND I LOVED THEM???? the strawberry bento box was my lunchbox a few days ago and it made me so happy :’) and i ate fronch fries outta the bear bowl just yesterday!!!! I LOVE THE PRESEMPTS you guys are soooo the best i love u!!!!!
tbh i never knew who u were when elliott talked about u but u seem P Cool
hey there trent! lemme give you a rundown of the Sitch, im Definitely the coolest and the Strongest and Most Wonderful and those facts are debatable but the real and true fact is that im tumblr user crystalfemmes and thanks for thinking im p cool!!!!! elliott says youre cool so im stoked you think im neato
be careful where you point that thing you might hurt somebody *ZING*
warrior princess ak. xena passed down her crown to me bc backwards my name is xela which is v close to xena
in all honesty tho i, being ak, am v strong and powerful. i have many muscles and they are large. i will win over everyone. you cannot defeat me i am so beautiful and also intimidating and strong thanks to my many big muscles
YOU TWO ARE SOOOOOO CUTE god we gotta double date some time
oh hell yes is that honestly a question he is a little man and i have the thighs of a german farm girl
elliott is cuter by an elli-lot